New CEO excels elsewhere

Ballmer just left as the Microsoft CEO.  If this were the Browns, he'd start at VMWare next week and by this time next year their stock would quadruple.

#52weekhigh

Jim wins lottery

My buddy Jim won the lottery.  If this were the Browns he'd trip and drop the ticket into a sewer walking into the store to claim his prize.

#redright88

Inspired by a Steelers fan of all people

Inspired by a Steelers fan and good friend (I've learned to forgive him for the Steelers part), this blog is born.  It's nothing special to look at but will be home to the "if this were the Browns" theme.

The quote that started it all...

[My Stock] is down 1% on the first full day of a [Company Event].  If this were the Browns, they’d fire him this evening citing lack of production and a need to go in a different direction.